- All you carry in your saddle bag is a bottle of hair spray and a pack'a smokes.
- You're certain that your clamp-on Radio Shack mini stereo will attract the "chicks."
- You went for the buzz-cut and sideburns to be unique and radical, now your kids can't find you at a NORBA event.
- For you, a sense of accomplishment from a long climb means a clean dismount on the approach.
- No ride this weekend... forgot to pick up your jersey from the dry cleaners again.
- There's more electronics on your handlebar than the dash of your car.
- Your factory reflectors broke off, and you replaced them.
- You have Oil of Olay knees.
- Two words: Gucci eyewear.
And the number ten Clue that You're a Poser is...
- One word: kickstand.
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