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The humour section is the best place to go for a good laugh, be the star of the next ride and tell some jokes. The next time someone complains about their bike: Them: "My bike sucks!" You: "No. Your bike's fine, it's just the rider that sucks!" Snappy punchlines, top ten lists, insults, lot's more!

Sex and Biking - Uncanny Similarites...

When you think about it, biking has a lot of things in common with sex. This list is hilarious: It's easy to make mistakes when mounting under the influence of alcohol... You're always sore after a good, hard ride... the list goes on!

Why Bikes Are Better Than Women

If your bike gets mangled in a car accident, you get a shiny new one for free. How about: If you get tired of the way your bike looks, you can just paint it. Guaranteed to offend most readers.

What Cyclists Say, and What They Mean

What cyclists say is often very different from what they mean. This is definitely worth a read. For example, if someone asks you if this trail is too tough for you, they probably just want to know if you have medical insurance. Click here to laugh out loud...

You know if you're a Techno Weenie if...

If you believe Shimano's secret headquarters is on Mount Olympus... or own more lycra than Pamela Andersen... There's more; this list is one of my favorites.

You Might Be A Bike Weenie If...

You could need serious help if you buy your crutches instead of renting, and use wax on your chain, but not on your car.

You know you're an Incurable Bikaholic When...

Researchers recently released this document concerning a rare disorder called bikaholism, and they have compiled this list of symptoms to help cyclists diagnose themselves.

Reasons Why Cycling and Computers Don't Mix

Top ten reasons a cyclist would give for why computers and bicycling don't mix: Whaddya mean, megabyte? I can't even chew this disgusting PowerBar as it is. Very funny stuff... Read on!

Top Ten Reasons to Race Bikes... or Not To

This list describes the top ten reasons TO races bicycles, as well as the top ten reasons NOT to races bicycles... Cheap way to fuel PowerBar addiction... Haven't thrown up in a while... Read more!