10) Taco Bell Gorditas flavored!
9) Ranch.
8) Barbeque.
7) Pizza flavored. (Any variety other than soggy-ass pineapple!)
6) Nacho Cheese. (That gelatinous 7-11 kind, yeah!)
5) Sour-Cream & Onion.
4) Double-Double w/grilled onions.
3) Corona w/lime.
2) Corn-dog.

And the Number One Energy Bar Flavor We'd Like to See is...

1) Un-flavored. (We don't need no stinking taste! And no stinking aftertaste!)