10) "Really shouldn't miss this week's White Sale at Macy's."
9) "Ran out of Old Spice."
8) "My calves have razor stubble."
7) "My tires aren't broken in yet."
6) "Just had the helmet waxed!"
5) "I'm having my brake cable end-caps chromed."
4) "Got an appointment for a weave."
3) "Bike's in the shop for a new set of inner tubes."
2) "Sorry, but Homie don't do uphills."

And the Number One Poser Excuse for Not Riding Today isŠ

1) "Wet nails."