- It's easy to make mistakes when mounting under the influence of alcohol.
- Curves are best when they're hard and tight.
- It's most fun to finish together.
- There are times when a battery operated one would be appreciated.
- Lubricate your equipment before every ride, and clean it up afterwards.
- You're always sore after a good, hard ride.
- It's not the quality of your tool, but how well you use it.
- Most people spend more time talking about it than actually doing it.
- If you go too fast, you can slide right off the track.
- The key to endurance is to find a rhythm.
- The patch is where the rubber makes contact with the track.
- Novices don't seem to last very long when riding.
- Protection is 85% effective at keeping another brainless drooler from entering the world.
- Protection is most important if you don't know the trail very well and don't know what to expect.
- With tubulars, if things get hot enough the rubber can slip right off your equipment, with clearly undesirable results.
- Pace yourself!
- Its something you can do yourself, but is more fun with a partner.
- Always communicate your intentions when riding with a partner.
- Some people are so dumb that you wonder why you don't need a license to ride.
- The equipment that BMX'ers use just seems too small to do the job.
- An important factor in comfort, there is much question over riding position.
- If you can't use your equipment well in the weeds, you'll probably go down and end up with your face in it.
- It's something you can do on your own, but it's more fun with a partner.
- With a "bra" keeping your rubber from the "nipple," and a "condom" to keep the valve on your tube from shooting out its stuff, who can tell the difference?
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