10) Your bike has 23 speeds less than the average bike.
9) It's getting harder and harder to throw a leg over your 25-inch frame.
8) No one else cares anymore that your bike was the "top of the line" when you bought it.
7) Your bike lock was stolen (off your bike.)
6) Face the music pal, bullmoose handlebars are out!
5) Your frame's serial number is etched in latin.
4) Four words: sparkle gold banana seat.
3) Three words: stick shift shifting.
2) Two words: Suntour equipped.

And the number one sign that You Need a New Mountain Bike is...

1) One word: Huffy